As an overfed American with a penchant for sandwiches, it grieves me to report that my current weight stands at 217 pounds. To measure it against random things in my immediate universe, this equates to roughly 79 unsweetened iced teas from Speedway or the contents of just over 694 bottles of Tabasco.
If I reduced my current girth footprint by 27.4%, my weight would be roughly 158 pounds. I’d also be 15 years old, pummeled with acne and at the mercy of the world of 1981, and I promised myself that I’d do my best to avoid the music of Juice Newton for the rest of my life (and no, I’m not providing a hyperlink; it was that bad).
It is with these thoughts in mind that I begin the annual November discussion of physician fee schedule cuts to the Medicare program.
The 2012 Physician Fee Schedule Final Rule was released this week. The size of the cut, representative of the can that has been kicked down the road for over ten years, now stands at 27.4%. Medicare tells us that this is good news, because due to unexpected savings this year, the original scheduled cut of 29.5% has fallen to only the stated percentage.
If this were any other year, I would shrug this off. We think we all know the drill by now. Every November, just in time for the coming holiday season, we get the fire-and-brimstone treatment with a threatened cut to the fee schedule, and at the last minute (sometimes a few moments after), everything goes back to normal. Maybe, if we’re lucky, we actually get a few percentage points of a payment increase.
One look at any believable information source will tell you that this is not your typical year.
We exist in a world where politicians around the globe have developed an unhealthy fetish for economic austerity. Great Britain was the first country up to the plate, slashing government programs like Freddy Krueger, only to find out too late what any reputable economist could have told you from the beginning, which is that slashing spending also slashes growth to near-zero. At this moment, Greece straddles the precipice between being a flat-broke member of the European Union, or a flat-broke country descending into anarchy that threatens to take the entire EU banking structure down with it. Other European nations are slowly lurching towards the same fate.
We’ve seen unprecedented allegiance towards austerity in this country this year in a fashion that can only be described as sociopathic. Rock bottom was reached when Eric Cantor, the 2nd-in-command in the House of Representatives, refused to provide emergency aid to his own Virginia congressional district when it was hit with an earthquake without equal cuts coming from other parts of the federal budget.
With this type of attitude at the fore, I have little hope of a last-minute fix to the fee schedule this year. The very idea of across-the-aisle compromise has come to an end in this country. Physicians, a group that used to have a seat at the lobbying table, will be left out in the cold in favor of industries who write bigger checks for a seat at the table.
I have definitive reasons for not wanting to weigh 158 pounds. I could stand to lose a little weight, but losing 27.4% of me would be counter-intuitive to existing in the modern world. Those of us faced with the realities of physician reimbursement know full well that these types of cuts from the Medicare portion of the physician bottom line could be lethal. Reductions of this magnitude almost certainly insures that care will be deferred for the portion of the population that, with regard to their health, possesses the narrowest margin for error.
However, the current political landscape doesn’t bode well for avoiding this fate. At the same time that the cuts are scheduled to take place, Presidential primaries begin, accompanied by chest-beating about who can cut the national debt by a wider margin. Add to the mix the European Union tanking and police in riot gear responding to people in the streets of our country demanding balance and fairness to our economic system and you have a recipe not just for a health care meltdown, but a societal one. The principals in this debate are digging in their heels and showing no signs of compromise. With all of the hand-wringing, no one is talking about eliminating the Sustainable Growth Rate, which is the root cause of this problem.
I’d tell the physician reading this to buy popcorn and watch the self-defeating circus from the sidelines, but perhaps packets of ramen noodles would be a better, cheaper alternative. If needed, I’ll provide the Tabasco.

